each person is allowed (and encouraged) to post one funny (or not so funny) joke everyday
Monday, April 30, 2007
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each person is allowed (and encouraged) to post one funny (or not so funny) joke everyday
16 comments:
there are two major rules in life
1. never tell anyone everything you know
Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Loved it!
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
ha ha ha! that is funny!
what do you call a group of singing factory foremen who make Tab cola and apple pie?
the foreman tab and apple choir
A very small female janitor (4’10’, 90 pounds) worked at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep up the trash.
As she was getting ready to start cleaning up her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets.
When the supervisor asked her what she was doing, she said, “It’s very windy out there and I’ll get knocked over by the wind… So, now I weigh me down to sweep.”
Why did the chicken cross the road
Who cares about a dirty chicken
I made the first made up joke. That means I rock
(about quinn's joke) did the chicken forget to take a bath?
why does the sailboat captain never let a baseball hat maker onto his ship
he always talks about cap'sizes
see every time I say something they knock me down again
you know what I think, I think
I PITY THE FOOS
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?
.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
Dawney's favorite Chicken joke:
Why did the Chicken stop halfway accross the road?
Because he wanted to get online!!
What do you get when you cross a fish with a banker (Zak said "or not so funny" in the post so i wrote this)
A loan shark
Quinn, I am ROLLING on the floor, LAUGHING my head off. I had to share that joke with my office!
Everyone wants to know:
How old are you?
Is that sarcasm or are you sirious, and i think you mean that you were rofling and im 11
Quinn, I was serious. And I never Rolf. When I was your age, rolfing was the same thing as throwing up!
Between you and Zak, I was laughing so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes and everyone in my department wanted to know why.
rofl means roll around on the floor laughing, and sorry it's hard to tell whats sarcasm and whats not on the computer
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