Tuesday, August 28, 2007


How do you catch a unique rabbit?







U-nique up on it! ha ha (you-sneak)

2 comments:

G Dawney said...
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G Dawney said...

MORE JOKES!!!

Did you hear about the two peanuts that went walking around the Bronx in the middle of the night? One of them was assaulted.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

One day a Pastor, a Minister and an Atheist go on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Pastor says," Oh! No! I left the paddles on shore!" So he proceeds to get out of the boat and walk on the water to the shore to get them. Once he had gotten back into the boat the Minister says," Oh! No! I left the bait on shore too!" And like the Pastor the Minister exits the boat and walks on the water to get the bait. When the Vicar climbs back into the boat the atheist yells," Well if you guys can do it so can I!!!" and proceeds to climb out of the boat, but he falls into the water. At this piont the Pastor says," Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"