At the Flower Show

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that flower show."

"You're on." said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.

So the first old lady funbled her way out of her clothes. She then streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend heard a commotion inside the hall, followed by applause and some shrill whistling. The smiling, naked woman came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement!!